Wedding Wednesday: 27 Dresses-Inspired

Hey there, dudettes and a few dudes!

I originally had nothing to contribute today for A Happy Wife in New Orleans' link-up. We have yet to set a date and plan to scope out venues in January for our Spring 2014 wedding. I can't wait to set a date! By the time we say "I do" I will probably run down the aisle, cut to the chase, and scream my vows.

Unfortunately, the classy side of me must prevail.

Until then, however, I have to post some nasty bridesmaid dresses just for fun.
27 Dresses is on right now, and I just couldn't help myself.

So here we go: some "gowns" that some poor gals may be asked to purchase and wear. Good thing I love my girls too much to do this to them...but goodness it's presenting very humorous mental pictures!

Le voilà!

 

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I'm all for floor-length gowns, but sheesh.  I really don't know which one is worse. 

Heck, at least they're 60% off.

 

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I just...I just can't.

 

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Give me polka dots and I'll give you many ways to wear them in your outfit. 

Give me many polka dots in one outfit? 

I'll point and laugh.

...and quite possibly vomit as you walk down the aisle.

 

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My dear darling friend, won't you please be my bridesmaid? 

Yes?

Sweet. 'Cuz you're wearin' wings.

And finally...

 

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This would fit my Sesame Street theme PERFECTLY. 

Now if I could only find dresses to match that would represent Elmo, Cookie Monster, Bert, Ernie, and Oscar.

Give it time. I'm sure they're out there.